How about a date?
Book-lovers can be a skittish folk. But never fear: Here are some literary pickup lines stolen directly from the classics, to impress that cutie you're always running into at the independent bookstore. Please note.
Yes, their affections can be bought for the price of a nice hardcover, but regular chwt lines just aren't going to cut it with them. People believed humour was the best way of chatting somebody up with over 50 per cent of those surveyed saying comedy lines work best on them, such as "Do you have any raisins?
Just remember, for your own safety, try not to chat anyone up while they're reading: 1. They've read too much literary nonsense, and their romantic expectations are high — if you're not proposing to them on a windswept moor, it's not good enough. Although the list of cheesy chat up lines was dominated by reality TV stars, footballers and singers, one of the more unexpected votes went to Countdown's Carol Vorderman, with people voting her most likely to use the line "If I were to rearranged the alphabet I would put Lined and I together.
Now, I'm not promising that quoting Henry Miller to a stranger at the library or charming literary coffee shop is going to win them over right away.
· CLASSIC/WEIRD "I bet you £10 you're gonna clwssic me down" · OUTRAGEOUS "I'm. So here are a few quotes to break the ice with your well-read crush.
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By Charlotte Ahlin Sep. BarChick's Best Chat Up Lines · CORNY CLICHES "Can I borrow your phone? Herein, we've rounded up the funniest ones to try. Complimenting them in public might cause them to panic and fling a latte in your face as they flee the charming literary coffee shop, book in hand.
The charge — trespassing in my dreams - Rhys Ifans Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to linfs But if you can show the object of your affection that you read widely or at least, read carefully curated lists of literary quotes on the internetthey just might want to get to know you better.
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Pick-up lines are not natural for music geeks, so we've assembled the best surefire chat-up suggestions for classical musicians everywhere. Jump to Cheesiest chat-up lines revealed The cheesiest chat-up lines have been revealed in a new survey along with the celebrities most likely to say them. Because I keep getting lost in your eyes — Darius Ul. Introducing yourself to someone new is always scary—which is why cheesy, bad pick-up lines exist.